Growing Pains

Have any of you ever experienced back pain? I think it's likely. Apparently statistics say that by the time the average person reaches 17, they have felt pain at least once in all parts of their body. Yep, even your eyebrows get tired. And stop hurting your little toe! How would you like it if you hurt your toe from all that running? Tut Tut...

It's quite a fascinating statistic actually. But it can probably be explained quite easily thanks to "Growing Pains". But then again, growing pains never stop. Once you get past the physical ones, you then get the mental ones from overly difficult school work and excessively annoying peers. I can name a few, but I shall choose to not to because I have my serious doubts that they would see any funny aspects in this post.
Well, it's going to be hilarious for me. Sometimes I just find stupid things funny. Yea...

I've discovered that on an average trend, the new year nines at any school, Pakuranga College in particular, are downright annoying, sometimes repulsive and in the worst cases, have excessively bad tastes. I've witnessed some pretty bad things coming from a select few and all I can say is that for now, I'm staying off Youtube.

I've also discovered why. Well, thats because
A: Society is teaching them things that they should NOT be learing AT ALL until they are a minimum age of 15. Seriously. I turn up to school one day early in the year and theres a group of year nines already having everyone pair up with a brand new girlfriend and boyfriend. I don't think most people quite realise that a Boyfriend/Girlfriend is meant to be that special someone, though, not a person you can make out with at any random interval when you get the chance and the teacher happens to not be looking (Or they are looking and they just don't care)
B: Most of them come from Intermediate School where they were Year 8. Yup. Top of the school. Now in Year 9 they are at the bottom and they don't exactly enjoy the idea of giving up power and being of the ruling class. I mean, come on, two on the first day back at school told me to give them a grand tour of the school. They werent asking where any specific rooms were, they practically wanted me to help them out throughout the whole day, doing their work and carrying their bags. Heck no.

But otherwise, school is pretty good. I'm practically student head of anything that is IT related. Yay! I control the power grid. Follow my orders and you wont lose your precious five minutes laptop batteries... Actually, I'm kidding. Despite knowing how to operate the darn thing, I don't have access to the schools power grid... Yet.

I was considering creating a Anti-Annoying-Person Union. The only problem is that it would be a legal requirement for everyone to not find anyone else in the group annoying. I guess that would probably leave out several year nines. Actually, that might work.

I have plans. Plans within plans, that are also embedded into other plans. Sometimes, it's all just totally worth it for the sake of it. Oh, and enjoy this hilarious Youtube Clip I found. (Yea, I know I said I was staying off Youtube, but that was technically three days ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgn6g2dCxC8

That Image Thingy

I figure I feel like explaining that big massive oversized image that heads the (near) top of my blog. It's basically the whole understatement of what this blog is for.

Actually, that isn't true. I just like the design. =P

I'll start from Left to Right. The big green armour wearing man with the weapon is John-117. A.K.A: Master Chief from the popular Xbox Title: Halo. He's awesome. Kills Covenant and Flood as easily as baking Pie. I like pie. Below his iconic figure is a minecart from Minecraft. Now, I know that part of it appears missing, but that's a glitch because it's actually stuck inside the cobblestone wall. I figured that since the game is called Minecraft, and you can have minecarts in it... Why not go place a minecart there somewhere?

To the right of Master Chief is the grand can of Coke. Which has it's own minor role in the title "Life and the Universe in a Can"... lol. I like Coke. Sprite is okay, L&P tastes pretty bad and the smell of alcohol is pretty much living death. So I haven't ever had alcohol. The smell puts me REALLY off...

The little blue guy with the awesome hat and the twin guns over his shoulders and the smug smile is my avatar in Spore: Galactic Adventures. The Species is Zeyus. I was going for Andromeda, but I had already done that and the design wasn't to my liking as much as the creatures from Planet Siegon. Heck, I even wrote a whole story about how the entire planet was destroyed by the Grox because they were actually capable of defeating them and how one lowly captain on the other side of the galaxy survived, now doomed to roam the stars as a freelance agent for the highest bidder until one day he became so strong he was able to get to the Galactic Core before the Grox could stop him.

<_<
>_>

Moving on...
Radiation Sign. That's a warning to everyone. The infomation in this blog has the risk of blowing your mind. Might not be the most appropriate sign, but I had the oppotunity to put something there. So I did.
The car you see is an Aston Martin DB9. I want that car. With that paint job. Hate it all you want, but I like it.
Below the car is a Saracen Barracks from the classic awesome award winning still alive game Age Of Empires 2. Yell at me all you want for still enjoying this game but I like it. =P

To the right is the game Dawn of War - Dark Crusade. Not the greatest game I have played, but still an enjoyable one. I do like commanding tiny armies that smash massive ones. Mua ha ha ha! Yes, I am actually that skilled.

Then your probably wondering who the woman with the smirk and the massive flaming sword is. Well, she technically has two names. The first is LITERALLY "Farmgirl" if you play Dungeon Siege 1. If you play Dungeon Siege 2, her name is changed to "Eva" and it turns out she's a princess and has a real good sword arm. Not sure what part she will play in Dungeon Siege 3, but hey, she WILL be there, even if the name changes.

Well, that about wraps it up. I'm going to do some wrapping of presents now. It's my mums birthday tomorrow... =)

Life. What more could you need?

It's interesting.

Well, maybe for me. Most people find my ramblings to be completely illiterate and boring. It's like talking to one of my... errr... 'friends'... wait. No... 'Associates' in my Drama class whom happens to hate everything in existence. He is insistent of the fact that I have horrible grammar.

Big deal. This is my blog, so what happens is what I say. Woot.

ANYWAY, back on topic. I've always found it to be considerably interesting to work out why living forever is a brilliant idea, but then you get the deeper points and suddenly find that it's gonna suck. Alot.

So I figured, why not break it down? After all, your all here reading this. Either that, or you stumbled here from another dimension. I like the dimension idea better.

The whole idea of living forever can be kinda cool. You could get away with doing anything you wanted. After all, you have the time and since you spent so much money learning how to become immortal, you probably also have the money. You could do anything at all. Take on dangerous tasks, clean up on high yield long term investments and generally outlive the heck out of everybody.

But even the joys of immortality can't last forever. Think about it, after a while, all your friends would simply start to die around you, so you'd only bother to know people for what would actually become quite a short time after a while. Eventually, the years will turn to what feels like months, then weeks, then whole days. The mere idea of when you were born would appear... non-existent.

Oh well. At least life is good enough as it is now. The whole world appears to be heading to a big idealism behind supporting democracy. Just look at the Middle East. Might be run by buffoons such as the Libyan problem, but hey, life is life.

I like life.

I also like pie.

I think I might have also killed the dinosaurs, but that's another story...