Monday, August 15, 2011

Aiming for Zero

Now, that might seem like a dumb idea, but I actually have a worthwhile reason.

I'm REALLY wanting it to get to 0 degrees celcius. I prayed to God, and hopefully... Just hopefully...

Sunday, August 14, 2011

I haz awesome future seeing skillz.

Why? Well, recently in Auckland, the weather has been going CRAZY. The wind recently picked up and I'm pretty sure that I saw someone go flying past my window. However, that isn't entirely relevant.

Actually, the relevant side to this story is how I predicted the change in weather, specifically, the movement of the snow. Yesterday on my Facebook Profile, I posted a status update 'asking' for the snow to move about 600km up the North Island from Wellington. Now, any fool who says that's around the Tauranga area, shut up. Your wrong. Get a map. It's Auckland. So, anyway, I get upstairs this morning, I eat my pie while reading the newspaper and on the front cover, it's all about the snow in Wellington.

LOL. Looks like they finally found a new use for wellies... Yea.. I know... ANYWAY. There was this little box predicting the continuing movement of the snowy weather and apparently it is going to hit the mountains in Auckland. Because I technically live on a mountain, does that include me? =D

I might be getting snow! Anyone want to come and toboggan down my driveway?

By the way, for those who got a map, now you know. I am right, you were wrong.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Cultural Night

Anyone who read my recent post would have been suprised (Or unsuprised, knowing me) to hear that I blew up the school hall.
Well, technically, I didn't blow it up. I just felt like ending on a good note. That's how I plan on ending today. Today has been such an epic DAY OF SUPA AWESOMENESS!!!

I woke up, had a shower (That wasnt so awesome, the water wasnt as warm as I usually like it) and then had breakfast. Wait, before school isnt really relevant.

EPIC TIME SKIPPING POWA ACTIVATE!

Okay, so we are now at Pakuranga College. Drama was pretty awesome. I was really worried though. We all start the lesson and Mrs Keith Kirk is all like: "I want to talk to Philip, Danny, Sylvester and Luke at the end". So we all freaked. Then she called me up halfway through the lesson and gave me my initial feedback from my assessment. I was a little worried, but then I saw that it said that I got Excellence! YAY FOR ME!

So, after that, I was pretty happy. Then I went to History... That kinda came and went, nothing special. Assembly was hilarious, we were trying to get the radios to work. Well, Josh and Izzy and Ibrahim were trying to get them to work. I just sat back and watched the chaos unfold as they learned was the "Squelch" control was. I learned a new meaning. I wish I didn't.

So then I had interval. That was alright, nothing special. DTI came up pretty quick and I worked alot in class there. I got really happy. I got so much signed off for my assignment. I think I got about five-8 marks done out of the 60 mark assignment(?). I had already done about thirty, so that made me happier!

After that, I went to Maths and in class, I had a very interesting debate with my class over the ability for someone to be both dead and alive at the same time. They said it wasnt possible. I invoked the theory laid down by Mr Erwin Shrodinger of the Shrodingers Cat Theory. By the way, I won.

So, lunch wasnt anything special. But I did find out what was going wrong with the books in the library and why it was such a mess. I discovered that by becoming a dictator and watching how all the student librarians put the books away, the level of accuracy rose about 80%!

Then I had English. Mooooving on.

After that, I came home and had KFC for dinner. That was really nice. I think that pretty much covers it. I HAD AN AWESOME DAY SO DON'T SCREW UP THE REST OF IT!

Cheerio.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

When life gives you lemons.

Don't make lemonade.

Everyone has heard of the saying "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade". My question is, why make lemonade? I mean, there's so much more that you can do with lemons. You could make a lemon drink, which is a brilliant aid for when you have the flu. You can also create a lemon gun that fires the lemons!

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!"

- Cave Johnson


Now that's a man who knows what he is doing. Alternatively, get someone to invent a combustible lemon which can be used to blow stuff up! (Would be brilliant for getting through the secutiy checks at the airpoirt.) If you could rearrange the DNA segments of a lemon and therefore make it explosive, then you should have no problem with this.


And that's just for lemons. Recently, I was asked to do all the live feed for Pakuranga College Cultural Night. Apply the principle here. When your given a job, make a solution.


I made a solution.


The school hall doesn't exist anymore.