When life gives you lemons.

Don't make lemonade.

Everyone has heard of the saying "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade". My question is, why make lemonade? I mean, there's so much more that you can do with lemons. You could make a lemon drink, which is a brilliant aid for when you have the flu. You can also create a lemon gun that fires the lemons!

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!"

- Cave Johnson


Now that's a man who knows what he is doing. Alternatively, get someone to invent a combustible lemon which can be used to blow stuff up! (Would be brilliant for getting through the secutiy checks at the airpoirt.) If you could rearrange the DNA segments of a lemon and therefore make it explosive, then you should have no problem with this.


And that's just for lemons. Recently, I was asked to do all the live feed for Pakuranga College Cultural Night. Apply the principle here. When your given a job, make a solution.


I made a solution.


The school hall doesn't exist anymore.